“What if I were a comic character?” Issue 2

We’ve all heard of Kungfu Panda. Big. Round. Mean. And eats a lot. Here we have our own martial arts exponent, Kungfu Pansy! He’s big, he’s mean, he can kick ur booty (and mine too) but when he’s not in his Gee, he’s a actually a real softie at heart. He eats a single apple a day (he’s probably an evangelist for “An apple a day keeps the doctor away”), drinks non-alcoholic substances and bites pencils (careful; he likes to put a lot of other things into his mouth as well). Watch out for our capoeira master, Kungfu Pansy! (I’d best make myself scarce before he shows me who’s the pansy……. )